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Onban Taikei #2 'Eternal Scat'
translations courtesy of Akane Araragi
Keisuke & Tetsuya's Sequential Story Number 2: track 7
Tetsuya: Uuuuuuuhhhh...*attempts English* Nice to meet you, I am...
well.....
Duke: *laughs* It's okay, I understand Japanese.
Tetsuya: Oooh, Thank you! AAhhhhhh, what?
Keisuke: ....wow, you ARE a genius.
Duke: And, what "important thing" did you want to talk about?
Tetsuya: Well...is this REALLY your birthdate?
Duke: What?
Tetsuya: Isn't it really February 26, 1981?
Duke: Are you saying I'm faking my age? What for?
Tetsuya: In your past life, you were really smart like you are now, but
that was to hide your timid personality...and...
Duke: *sounds insulted* Excuse me, but what is this guy saying?
Keisuke: Sorry, heh heh, I can't stop him... I'll talk now. It's just...
You...you look exactly like this person I know.
Duke: Me? Like who?
Keisuke: It's your choice to belive me or not. We know of a world
that exists in a different place than ours.
Duke: Different world? Like in a different dimension or something?
Keisuke: If you think of it that way...I really can't say anything
that I don't really understand, but... it existed in a book.
Tetsuya: AND YOU WERE IN IT! Ou Doukun*!!! CHIRIKO!!! That's your
name!!
*I think you know, but Ou Doukun is Chiriko's real name
Duke: "Chiriko?"
Tetsuya: YES! It's Chiriko! CHIRIKOOOO!!! You should feel something,
right??
Duke: Not at all.
Tetsuya: YOU'RE LYING!!! Tell me the truth!!
Keisuke: AAAAAH, PLEASE calm down, Tetsuya-san!
*(it sounds like he's grabbing Tetsuya)*
Duke: *sounds irritated* Please leave. If you leave now, I won't press
this button.
Keisuke: Huh? Button?
Duke: If I press this, a security guard will come in 10 seconds and
kick you guys out.
Tetsuya: SO DO IT!! I have THIS!!!
*takes out something*
Keisuke: What?!?! When did you make that cardboard harisen*???
*or otherwise spelled as "halisen"...^-^
Tetsuya: LEKKA!!!!! SHINEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keisuke: Idiottttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppp*
*running*
*sound of Tetsuya and Keisuke being carried off by guards*
(Keisuke saying stuff like "Noooooooooooo, stoooop, let me gooo!")
Tetsuya: *yelling* Suzaku shichi-seishi!!!!! Tasuki!!!!! Miakaaa!!!!!!
Tamahomeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Remember, Chirikoooooo!!!!!
Duke: Tasuki? ...what....? it...sounds....familiar.....
*plane engine*
Duke: I'm.....I'm one of the shichi-seishi!!!!!!!!!
*inside plane*
Keisuke: *groans* ...Tetsuya...let's quit this...
Tetsuya: What?
Keisuke: It's enough... oww...they're reborn, they have new lives,
they're completely different people!
Tetsuya: NO!
Keisuke: Why?
Tetsuya: How... *groan* how can I quit after all THIS? I'm going again,
and I'm gonna bring Miaka-chan and Taka and that Hotohori and
Mitsukake and Nuriko and everybody!!
Keisuke: Tetsuyaaaaa..........
*plane engine*
(end of track 7)