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Onban Taikei #4 'Sensitive Mind'
translation courtesy of Akane Araragi
Keisuke & Tetsuya's Sequential Story Number 8

*door opening*

*typing*


Keisuke: Tetsuya-kun! Asobimashou!*
*This is literally saying, "Let's play!" which is a phrase that little kids use in Japan when they invite someone out to play ^-^
Tetsuya: You're acting like a kid.

Keisuke: Heh heh heh. Hey, you bought a new computer AGAIN?

Tetsuya: Yeah. It's much faster than my old one.

Keisuke: You computer freak! I don't understand stuff like what's "fast" or it has "more" options or whatever!

Tetsuya: *laughing* Okay, I load this...

Keisuke: Huh, what's that? Hey!...it's the photo of Miaka and the Shichi-seishi!

Tetsuya: Yep. I cut this part of Nuriko out...

Keisuke: You haven't given up YET?

Tetsuya: Nope, I don't know how to endure nor to give up.

Keisuke: So, what are you doing?

Tetsuya: I'm using my dad's company's network...it's connected to the Pentagon and M-Agency...

Keisuke: Okay, okay, I know how your dad's company is powerful... but next time I'll have to talk to him. He gives you credit cards... buys you new cars all the time... You're spoiled rotten!!

Tetsuya: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get a new one tomorrow.

Keisuke: What?

Tetsuya: A Ferrari.

Keisuke: A FERRARI AGAIN?!?!!? I'm gonna kick your ass!

*beeping from the computer*

Tetsuya: Oh, here it is! Already!

Keisuke: Uuh? That photo and the birthdate? "Wanted around the world," huh?

Tetsuya: Hey! No...it's.....What? Why?

Keisuke: What? What's wrong?

Tetsuya: ....Someone erased my homepage!

Keisuke: What?

*door opening*

Tetsuya: What? Who are you guys??

Keisuke: Woah! What a gorgeous woman!

????: Hello...Tetsuya.

Tetsuya: H...hello??

*Here the she says something but I can't make it out (-_-;;*

Tetsuya & Keisuke: A...a pistol!!!!!?!??!

*click*

*beeping*


????: Welcome to my submarine.

Keisuke: It....it's unmistakably "Nuriko-sama."

(I'll call her Nuriko from this point)

Nuriko: Let's get to the point. What organization are you spying for?

Tetsuya: SPY??

Keisuke: We...we're nothing great like that.

Nuriko: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh, open your mouth.....here....Aaaaah....

Tetsuya & Keisuke: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHh......!! Suppai! Suppai!!! It's umeboshi!!!!*
*I think this was supposed to be a pun between "Spy" and "Suppai" "Suppai" means "Sour" and it looks like Nuriko put umeboshi (pickled plum) into their mouths.
Nuriko: *sigh* You're not going to tell me, huh? Your place got so much information about me...

Keisuke: No, really, we're just college students! Please believe us!!

Nuriko: Hhhhhhmmmmmmm, let's see, my birthdate, my "superhuman" strength? ...my height, my weight, even my personality...and this picture! How did you make this? Computer graphics?

Tetsuya: It's real!!

Keisuke: Uuuum, do you have any interests in past life and worlds inside books?

*click*

Keisuke: AAAAAH! No!!! Don't cock the pistol!!!

Nuriko: If you don't hurry and tell me the truth, I'll throw you outside.

Tetsuya: Outside? Outside the submarine?? Isn't that....bad?

Keisuke: *nervous laugh* Yeah! We won't say ANYTHING, so please let us go!

Tetsuya: Yeah, it's just between us men!!

Nuriko: WHAT?!? nooo............so you know about it?

Tetsuya: Know what? Oh, that you're a guy?

Nuriko: You can die now.

*click*

Tetsuya and Keisuke: NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!

(end of track 4)

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